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Friday, November 19, 2004

Fri, 19 Nov 2004 00:14:35 GMT

I'm thinking of quitting AcaDec. There's really no point in me being in there. We have enough Varsity rank people, most of which has past experience in AcaDec whereas I have none. Still, I needs me them extra credits.

Mario's a Scholastic rank and may get to be a Starter. Grr, says I.

I need to work on my Cruicible essay. I have to find an article for my Current Events thing. I have a Chem. test tomorrow. I think I'm going insane.

When did I become such a slacker? I remember being a good student who never got less than a 3.5 average. Now look at me! Half of my 1st quarter grades are F's! GAH!

I really don't want to go to school tomorrow. I just want to stay home in my miserable little room and do nothing. Not like I'd be missed at school.

I should really get back to work on my fanfics. They've been neglected enough in my opinion.

A bit confused on my emotions as of late. Though, I doubt anyone's noticed. I'm pretty good at hiding my emotions underneath a false upbeat attitude and empty smile. Stealth +5!

Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Tue, 12 Oct 2004 23:52:02 GMT

Sizzler Sisters: Bank Hold Up

Cast:
Dave- Jerry Sizzler, blonde
Kevin- Jerry Sizzler, brunette
Bruce- bank manager

[ In a bank. The Sizzlers run in and stand before the line of people, making that animal sound.]

Kevin: Good afternoon, pricks! I'm Jerry Sizzler, and this is my sister!

Dave: Jerrrrrry Sizzler! We are of course two armed and dangerous sisters, and not too clearly insane people. Now hands up!

[The line just stares.]

Kevin: You better do it, pricks. We have a gun. [brandishes a wallet] I'm not afraid to use this!

[Line ignores them.]

Kevin: Come on, up, up, up!

Dave: If you could do me a personal favour and pretend he has a real gun [brandishes a real gun, line holds their hands up], and if you could so manage to look a bit frightened. [line gasps] Ah, excellent! Quite excellent, thank you.

Kevin: I said hands up, pricks!

Dave: And take your shoes off! Take off your shoes! [line takes off shoes] Hold them up, now mix them up, mix up the shoes, mix up the shoes....... [they switch shoes in the air, Dave begins to collapse] Jerry, Jerry.......

Kevin: Look what you're doing to her. STOP! [they stop] Ok now you, [points to a man] you fall in love with her. [He points to a woman next to him. They look at each other, and put their arms around each other]

Dave: Right Jerry. And now to business. [they walk over to a female clerk] Where's the manager? [She points below the counter, Bruce pops up in a mustache.]

Bruce: I'm the manager, alright how much money do you want?

Kevin: We don't want any money, dear boy. We want to deposit $110.

Dave: And we want you to do it now! We want to put 90 into our checking account and 20 into our personal savings. [Bruce signs the back of it.]

Bruce: There, done. [He feels for the alarm button below the counter, Dave points his gun at him.]

Dave: Wait a minute, funny boy. We never endorsed that check! [he signs it]

Kevin: Very clever Jerry! Very clever. [sirens are heard] Jerry, coppers!

Dave: No Jerry, that sounds like the police!

Kevin: [gasp] That's even worse, let's run!

[They run out making the animal noise. Dave steps out and sees Kevin in front of him. He cocks his gun and shoots him.]

Dave: Jerry!

Kevin: Yes, Jerry!

Dave: You've been shot, Jerry!

Kevin: My god you're right Jerry! What's this city coming to?

Dave: It's a madhouse, Jerry.

Kevin: A madhouse!

Dave: A madhouse!

[Dave drags Kevin off, both screaming "It's a madhouse!" "It's a virtual madhouse!"]
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I love the Canadians...

Monday, August 30, 2004

Mon, 30 Aug 2004 21:50:36 GMT
I honestly think my chem. teacher may be a homosexual. Should I feel bad about questioning his sexuality when I know nothing about him? Yes....

But I don't feel bad.

He kinda looks like Dave Foley.

Ok, now I may be rambling. I should just end this....now.

Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 00:46:46 GMT
Here I am...chewing on an envelope. God, is it 11 yet?! I need my MacFarlane fix.

Some people may get tired and annoyed of me saying this, but it needs to be said.

Seth MacFarlane is fucking hot.

Dead serious. Just his voice will draw you in to his uber sexiness.

Monday, July 26, 2004

Mon, 26 Jul 2004 23:00:33 GMT
Currently watching Family Guy. It's the "banned from TV" episode, When You Wish Upon A Weinstein. It's not really that offensive to Jewish folk. It seems to be more offensive to Catholics, especially when they show the "Brides of Christ" scene.

I went swimming at my Aunt Loida's apartment yesterday with cousins and such. I am very pale when compared to the rest of my family, I've noticed. Especially my brothers. Those two are very dark little boys.

Mmmm...I guess that's all. Oh well. Plesant something people.

Love, peace, and other such concepts...

Tuesday, July 20, 2004

Tue, 20 Jul 2004 02:09:39 GMT
Update: I have added a music playlist. Yay!

Monday, July 19, 2004

Mon, 19 Jul 2004 23:40:27 GMT
Ape Dos MilGlassjaw

Yeah, it's over,
You can bet in mid-October I will still be ranting 'bout most early May.
Yeah, he's a winner,
He's a goddamn sinner,
While he dines I'm on the wrong side of the day.
And I said,
"I don't understand why I'm fumbling after"
You're the reason i cannot forget this season
Or the letter when you first referred to it.

And I said...

It's all calypso,
But it's not easy to know.
You walk around with your shoulders down, frowning,
It's not easy to know.

Yeah, it's over,
You can bet when mid-October ends I'll still be ranting 'bout most early May.
So yeah, he's a winner,
He's a goddamn sinner,
While he dines I'm on the wrong side of the day.
And I said,
"I don't understand why I'm fumbling after"
Yeah, you're the reason I cannot forget this season
Or the lesson how an ape shall not kill ape.

And I said...

It's all calypso,
But it's not easy to know.
You walk around with your shoulders down, frowning,
It's not easy to know.
It's just a tango,
But it's not easy to choke.
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to know.

And I, I'm going under.
You can't trust a man who's a governor,
Ape can't trust man.
You can't trust a man with a gun at all,
Ape can't trust man.

You can't trust man.

It's all calypso,
But it's not easy to know.
You walk around with your shoulders down, frowning,
It's not easy to know.
It's just a tango,
But it's not easy to choke.
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to show.

How could you heal if you don't ease back the blame?
Knowing you're right, won't you heal?

glassjaw worship

Monday, July 19, 2004

Mon, 19 Jul 2004 23:14:16 GMT

Angel Style by greymentality
Name/Username
First Impression from Others Others feel safe and warm inside your arms
Your Core You want peace. Peace of mind. Peace of heart.
Potential to Stray from the Light: 79%
Your Weakness You don't know you're an angel, yet.
Your Strength You ride Binky, the Pale horse. :)
Your Wings Dark black, raven shine
Your Focus On the Future
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

ph34r

Sunday, June 27, 2004

Sun, 27 Jun 2004 18:40:52 GMT
Psst...I have a new story. People who come across this blog, please review.

Bloodlust

'Tis a Teen Titans fanfiction.

Enjoy!

<3

Sunday, June 20, 2004

Sun, 20 Jun 2004 20:55:37 GMT

Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod....

I passed all my classes 2nd semester! [except PE of course.]

I'm still missing 5 credits. >_<